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a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .
person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child
person 2: dats cap mother fucker
yeahhhhhh....... he said pig pig penis once.... thats it:)
When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!
I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!
n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.
A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis
Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"
Ruper: "ok babe"
When uneducated people try to contour their nose and it looks so muck like a penis that men feel gay for looking at it
“Nick looked at her nose and I was said she had a penis nose and then he had to say no homo cause he felt gay”
"Penis til dig" er en hilsen, men også en velsignelse.
Penis til dig, Bo.
-Tak og i lige måde:)
Penis til jer gutter.
Vi ses og penis til jer.