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being childish af and never learning from their fucking mistakes.
This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.
Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"
Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.
a day dedicated to doing the “vanhook.” put your hand on your ass to participate
“hey today is national do the vanhook day”
Complaining about having to do something when you secretly enjoy the action at hand
Addison states that he hates dos key, but he told me in confidence that it was one of his favorite things to do.
What you say when someone awkwardly approaches you
“Hey are you that kid who pops into biology and then leaves?”
“I’m sorry… Do I know you?”
The term "Doing a Tommie" is when you never give it up, and never have sex even when offered.
"Do you fancy a shag tonight"?? Nah sorry I'm going to "Do a Tommie", maybe another night.