A bunch of pricks closer to you than any other pricks but only there for their own benefit. They contact you only when they need something.
My friends never answer their phones.
-Why are you not hanging out with your friends?
-Mom, I am too annoying to have friends
A show or something you don't have
Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure
Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!
Someone you cares about you
Something you will never have
Enemy: so I see you still don't have any Friends, no one cares about you
You: well yeah I guess a friend is something I will never have
You don't have any, thats why your browsing this word.
You: Mom said In need to get a friend