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Pity Like

When you like a video, post, etc because you feel kinda sorry for the person who posted it

"I gave Lil' NoTalent video a pity like. He's horrible, but he is so enthusiastic and dedicated, I kind felt like I had to."

by dottie hinkle October 18, 2019


pity likes

On facebook, when you make a witty comment on a person's status and the person likes your comment first, and then, a few minutes later, out of pity for the other people who commented, likes the rest of the comments on her status. This often happens even when you weren't the first one to comment on the status.

I know I shouldn't give a shit, but Miranda gave out pity likes again after I commented on her 7-11 free slurpee status with "never forget." Fuck that bitch.

by mattdoge December 24, 2013


lie like an aluminum teaspoon

you can use the phrase (or part of it, the example is below) to define the incipient fall depression (or just depression) when you don't want to do anything but lie on your bed, feeling cold inside and sleep on and on and on...

She hates the overcast weather and the autumn rain, all that makes her lie like an aluminum teaspoon and sometimes get up just only to make some tea.
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".

by AlexRose1993 September 2, 2018


This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)

In a world as vast and diverse as ours, belief systems vary greatly, each adding a unique hue to the fabric of humanity. From major religions to indigenous spiritualities, our world is rich with different perspectives. Beneath this tapestry lies a common thread: the human longing for meaning and connection.

At the core of every religion lies compassion, whether through Christianity's Golden Rule, Islam's emphasis on charity, or Buddhism's teachings on loving-kindness. Mocking beliefs disregards this value, fostering division.

In facing global challenges, unity and cooperation are crucial. Respecting each other's beliefs builds bridges, transcending divides and promoting understanding. This fosters a society that is resilient, inclusive, and compassionate.

Mockery sends a ripple effect of negativity and division, fueling conflicts and atrocities. Conversely, tolerance creates a culture of respect and understanding, promoting healing and reconciliation.

While freedom of expression is vital, it must be tempered by respect and civility. Hate speech spreads misinformation and leads to real-world violence. Upholding tolerance ensures everyone can express themselves freely.

Despite differences, universal truths unite us: the desire for happiness, peace, and meaning. Focusing on commonalities fosters a shared humanity, breaking down barriers and building bridges of understanding and solidarity.

This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)

by Weeb.exe1 March 7, 2024


Stoopid ppl that type urbans like mervi or rike

Literally dumb people like etf

STOOPID PPL THAT TYPE URBANS LIKE MERVI OR RIKE ARE NO BRAIN SMALL PPS

by MRVI SPXDEZ February 6, 2021


Sounds like it

Yeah, yeah, it does, doesn't it? It sounds like Bi-polar Schizophrenia but it's, you know, NOT that. It's a thing people are clearly doing to me and/or people in general while trying to frame it as the consequences of my actions. You are not the arbiter of the consequences of my actions. YOU are a retard. Mentally retarded. And not YOU you but them.

Hym "Yeah, it SOUNDS like it... But it's not. Which raises quite a few questions about how people (collectively) are interacting with individuals.... How many false-positives are you getting? How many lives subtly ruined? How many school shootings? How many suicides? All because of a deliberate act of ostracization. And could ask 'How much of an effect can it really have?' Which is why I'm glad you brought up your point about how negativity in your comments makes YOU look. Right? Because if you have a bunch of people flooding you with negativity, the 3rd parties are going to think 'Oh, jeez, this guy sucks!' Regardless of your merit. Which is how this works. Inundated with constant criticism by people who both deflect to the behavior AND presuppose that the behavior is errant. Like 'Oh, he mumbles to himself.' Ok. And!? You DON'T do that and are a piece of shit? How does that work? How does that make any sense? His behavior is errant (supposedly) but he's not the piece of shit! How's THAT possible!? *insert comparative search for evidence they're not a piece of shit* but it doesn't matter! Still shit! But I digress... Pretty serious implications there. I don't kmow what they think they're doing. You're not controlling my mind. You're criticizing or denigrating my behavior to my face and then making conversation as though you didn't just do that. It's almost like insulting someone blatantly and then making conversation as though you didn't just do that."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2023


pee like a Russian racehorse

A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.

As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.

by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019