Is your ride or die boyfriend. There to support you mentally, physically, spiritually and financially. Equivalent to Down Chick
Friend: hey girl, wanna catch that new movie with strawberry smoothies later?
Yourself: oh my gosh, that sounds so great! Can I get a rain check, I'm actually hanging out with my down dick today
When you are getting a hand job and the person has their hand upside down with her pinky up.
I was laying in my bed and Amanda was giving me an upside down woopsie wazey.
a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.
"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"
" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.
you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.
"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)