the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems
Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?
A common phrase in the early twentieth century meaning someone who is all over the place whether literally traveling or whose mind is scattered. (See P.G. Wodehouse and Dorothy L. Sayers works.) The saying comes from the bird of the same name which is a wading bird with a drumming display flight. The phrase “like a snipe” evolved over the next 100 years to mean any number of things that are sneaky i.e. long-range sharp shooters and/or girls on the make, or anyone who takes advantage of others in a either a mean or sneaky way.
Example: “You were dodging all over the States like a snipe and we couldn’t get at you.”—Bertie Wooster.
It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.
Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!
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slap someone's head when they get cut up
how to become like ya cut g: "like ya cut g" "ouch why would you slap me"
man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*