When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative
Billy:Did you smash
Jonny:Nah she’s to much of a penis wincole
An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem
Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up
Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth
I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.
When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others
Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile
Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately
“My Quartic Penis is similar to one of this fucking Hanukkah candles.
The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning
“Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”