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Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others

Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately

by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022


Quartic Penis

A 5 headed penis.

“My Quartic Penis is similar to one of this fucking Hanukkah candles.

by Ballsohard69 March 21, 2020


Penis python

The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning

Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”

by Bnutz in VA October 12, 2019


latino penis

Someone who thinks they are huge at Brandon but don't have anything

Oh I have a Latino penis
Nah man

by Ur moms ducky dick April 22, 2017


redbull penis

its a funny joke and it tastes good

I love redbull penis, and normal penis

by tin is gay October 15, 2021


Weird penis mens

A silly or rather a goofy person

Cris is a weird penis mens!!

youre a weird penis men

by weridpenismens September 30, 2024


Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.

This person just got into a penis crash!

by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024