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A penis in the shape of a chair
This girl totally porked a penis chair
When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative
Billy:Did you smash
Jonny:Nah she’s to much of a penis wincole
An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem
Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up
Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth
I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.
Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.
I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.
the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it
your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.