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The best movie fucking ever in history, better than your mom and sex.
Me: Ay bro wanna watch Big black chungus HD movie 2020 4k Quality Edition
Friend: HolY FUCK ! YES
12đź‘Ť 7đź‘Ž
something that is pretty damn invisible!
Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
11đź‘Ť 6đź‘Ž
Person 1: yo bro i just ordered the FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black from Staples.ca
Person 2: yoo bro thats sick, i wish i could afford one!
1đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
Day where SnowBunny goes out of her way to ensure she gives her Black Bull a nice relieving Blowjob, or Black Bull can show his SnowBunny and demand it.
If she knows first…
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “You know what today is right” (dropping to knees as unbuttoning his pants)
Black Bull: “No, but I think I’m going to enjoy it”
SnowBunny: (taking his in and out of mouth) “I’m sure you will because it is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so here I am”
Or if he knows first…
Black Bull to SnowBunny: “You know what today is” (unbuttoning pants)
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “Not exactly no, what is it”
Black Bull to SnowBunny: (pulling her head onto his dick) “It is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so don’t miss a drop”
4đź‘Ť 18đź‘Ž
Hopefully you don't base a decision on whether you're attracted to somebody on what they look like on the surface alone. It's a little bit weird to date only people who don't look like you because they don't look like you and for no other reason.
Dewey Cox's first wife- You can't be married to more than one person at the same time Dewey, neither can I, that's why I'm with Leroy now. Once you go black you never go back.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.
9đź‘Ť 34đź‘Ž
Day where SnowBunny goes out of her way to ensure she gives her Black Bull a nice relieving Blowjob, or Black Bull can show his SnowBunny and demand it.
If she knows first…
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “You know what today is right” (dropping to knees as unbuttoning his pants)
Black Bull: “No, but I think I’m going to enjoy it”
SnowBunny: (taking his in and out of mouth) “I’m sure you will because it is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so here I am”
Or if he knows first…
Black Bull to SnowBunny: “You know what today is” (unbuttoning pants)
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “Not exactly no, what is it”
Black Bull to SnowBunny: (pulling her head onto his dick) “It is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so don’t miss a drop”
3đź‘Ť 16đź‘Ž
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10đź‘Ť 14đź‘Ž