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a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
I took the driver's test 3 times, but the examiner kept throwing me down.
When you see an upside down pineapple or decor people think you are a swinger but really you're just a fun person with epic friends, who kiss eachother and dump em out. Often confused with mud crickets. So an upside down pineapple means fun person with epic friends who's at times also a mud cricket.
Grami had upside down pineapple on the porch and them things was out bouncing at the bbq!
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Something non-swingers and lifestyle posers think swingers do. Although non-swingers who are curious and lifestyle posers do have a lot of fun with it, as they should. (Same goes for pink flamingos and black wedding bands.) Suffice it to say, if someone knows the code there's no reason to use it. The internet also eliminates the need for porch signaling.
Q. Why did someone leave this upside down pineapple on their porch?
A. Because they're retarded.
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1. When the L.A Chargers lose to the N.E Patriots 28-41 in the divisional round .
2. To be stuck in a moment of sadness or depression. When the party is definitely not ready to start
Example 1
A: yo man I’m super sad rn my friend Cassidy just died .
B: yooo.. bolt down baby .. bolt down
Example 2
L.A Charger fans around the world : “ bolt
Down baby”
Making your family a nice warm dinner
Person 1: "Hey guys I'm downing dick tonight!
Person 2: "Aww thanks honey!"