Much like the Irish

Parker is gay

Dude I'm so tired,
Much like the Irish dude.

Aged like Fine Milk

When something aged so bad it's actually good.

Kwite: "The SSSniperWolf situation can't get any worse"
Random guy in the comments 2 years later: "This aged like fine milk"

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Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a Beemer

Referring to the quote from the movie "Cars," it is believed to be coined off of Muhammad Ali's "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee."

But in the movie it seems to be a variation of Ali's quote but in "racing terms," since both Cadillac and Beemer (BMW) are both real life car manufacturers.

"Float like a Cadillac, sting like a beemer."
- Doc Hudson and Lightning Mcqueen

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"
- Muhammad Ali

"He's driving so smooth and fast, it's like he's floating like a Cadillac and stinging like a Beemer"

Do it like Six

Do it better.

John: Joseph, I've been trying to do an ollie all day but it's too difficult for me!
Joseph: Come on, John! Do it like Six!

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

Someone really bad at a game.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr

romantic like dandruff

Not romantic at all

GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.

LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff

smell like cheese

When a male dominant predator kisses god.

"Yo jamal did you kiss god, cause you smell like cheese"