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That big ass spacex falcon 9 looking ass thing in between yo balls
Doctor: we have to do surgery on your penis
A long thing on a boys butt that’s super fun to suck on and stick up your vagina.
It’s so satisfying to see how far up your vagina you can stick a penis
I suck my boyfriends penis cause it a foot long and I also put it in my vagina cause it’s so long and I can deep throat and it goes so far up my fucking vagina
"Penis" usually refers to male genitalia but what many people don't know is that a human penis is actually edible since it has no blood flow. So next time you're hungry just take a bite out of your penis.
I was starving but then I remembered I could just eat my penis.
person1: you have a small penis person2: no I don't! person1: yes you *dies*