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To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.
"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"
When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole
Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.
The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."
"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."
-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."
When you’ve been working all day and your man bits are nice and marinated.
See also: duck butter, gooch grease, fromunda cheese
I’ve got penis butterballs; I need to shower so my girlfriend will suck my nuts.
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website for the people in your life that deserve nothing
When your dick swells up and you cum out hot sauce
I fucked a bitch andgave her a penis explision of fire
giantly massive
Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!