A stack of three or more people laying ass-to-face, each performing analingus on the person above them.
“That orgy was great man! We finished the night with a Carolina Hot Brown! My face was completely buried in this chick’s crack while a stranger plunged their tongue into my anus from below!”
The act of partners spreading one's butt cheeks and rubbing their buttholes together.
Me and the wife are having our yearly Brown-eye Meeting for our anniversary.
Shitting in the tank of a toilet
When you shit in the tank of a toilet and listen as someone gags and screams at the sight of the toilet filling up with shit and clogging. otherwise known as the brown boat
Someone who has brown eyes and can't see the golden blue eyes of other people and sees brown eyes instead.
She thinks he has brown eyes, she has brown eyed syndrome.
A variation of the slang “town halls” for balls.
When a human endowed with testicles wipes their arse from back to front and glazes their balls with a coating of shit.
Girl A: so did you lick his balls?
Girl B: I was going to but there’s no way I was going near those brown halls.
Girl A: wtf, the dirty bastard, he’s a forward wiper? !
The act of diarrheaing on an other's face.
Mainly done after several days of constipation after several days of eating mexican (brown) food - when you know a storm is coming.
Last night, finally, after FIVE days - Brian gave me a brown tempest. It was sick.
When you use a butt plug instead of instead of a pacifier.
I had to give my a baby a brown pacifier.