Friends

Sympathizer, helper, and that's about the size of it.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.

Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."

Friend

A person you can trust. A person that cares about you.

John is my friend.

Friend

Someone you can take food from without them getting mad.

James ate his friend Arthur's lunch.

Friend

A person who should be there for you, not drop you for a reason you can’t control

Don’t get your hopes up, those kids are fake “friends”

Friend

It has end in it for a reason.

Fred: hey friend!
Julia: we are ending this.

Friend

A friend is someone that you love and who loves you, someone whom who won't ever hurt you in anyway shape or form.

Need a friend?

Yep
" I got you!"

FRIENDS

You cuddle. Everyone knows you want to Fuckkkkkkkk but you’re in denial you like each other. Y’all be selfish and think you’re the shit. They ask their “crushes” to dances then ditch them to hang out with each other

Sally: “ Adelaide Stole my date from me wtf”
Mark: “Yeah Gary was all over her fuck that guy. They say theirs friends but they be on some bullshit.”