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nut wedge

A Shortbread cookie with ground hazelnuts that's cut into triangles and typically dipped in chocolate.

I want to pick up a nut wedge at the bakery this afternoon.

by NutWedgeAddict April 7, 2017


Nut Neighbours

When you have frequent casual sex with a person who lives near you

We are Nut Neighbours

by Graveyard butt February 6, 2018


The Nut-Paradox

Every time you bust a nut, it is for one or two reasons. Most people say that it is because it feels good or for the post-but clarity, but the nut-paradox adds depth to the psychology behind masturbation. The nut paradox states that, any given individual who busts a nut does it to feel good, but there may be lingering effects of melancholy that rise up within you. A masturbatory paradox, you came here for a good time, but then after you realize and think “damn, I am alone.” You then question why you are single, look at your life’s choices, and find a multitude of answers within seconds. But you’re still sad after that nut. The paradox comes that you derive pleasure, but emotional loneliness as you realize you can’t marry your right hand (but you can put a ring on it). In conclusion, are are all horny and sad

Person 1: I just experienced the best and worst nut of my life:

Person 2: That doesn’t make sense?

Person 1: Well, it was a fire nut, but then I was depressed and realized that I was alone. Then I listened to Gut’s theme on loop in the hot shower.

Person 2: Damn….

The nut-paradox is the feeling of regret and loneliness after a fat nut.

by averagebeanenjoyer February 11, 2022


Cleft Nut

A greasy mans left nut

HES FINE AS HELL but i heard he has a have a cleft nut....

by Deadasshoe August 10, 2017


Nut Hut

When you lift your hand up in the blanket while you're masterbating to hide the movement

"Yo man my mom almost saw me masterhating I'm glad I was doing the Nut Hut."

by Phaunt September 11, 2017


num-nut

someone who says something stupid.

This usually refers to someone who says something stupid in a particular point of time. This does not necessarily mean they are dumb, they just said something dumb at that time which makes them a num-nut.

Person 1: Hey man, what is the date of fourth of July?
Person 2: You are joking right?
Person 1: ohhhh hahaha nevermind
Person 2: gosh, your are such a num-nut

by mollymoomoo July 24, 2018


num nut

Vicky

whoah vicky is a num nut!

by donkeygetoutofmaswamp November 26, 2018