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So amused by something relatively funny or humorous. Generally something sarcastic or potentially offensive.
When Barack Obama was elected president of the free world, us Russians were laughing our asses off at the prospect of America becoming a communist state.
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I'm going out tonight and getting off my tits!!
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Don’t Mug Us Off! consists of three pals that have jokes, drink low price cider and throw shapes. The bands message and religion (low price cider) is portrayed in their brutal sound which is delivered with such energy and raw power that it will leave the listener casting serious loner shapes. The brains behind the jokes are Ads, Jess and Robb, three pals who always have each others backs and won’t let any outsider mug them off infront of their pals. The trio met at CCCU and it was in the first week that Robb and Jess became good pals. They had seen Ads around and had safe chats but one special night drew Ads and Robb close together; When both battered from seperate nights on whisky and lager they threw the most immense shapes to Norma Jean and the chemistry was evident for all to see. Jess on this fateful night was being mugged off in a way they all learnt to stand against, because his pasta bake went cold. It wasn’t, however, long before they all bonded through their shared love of cheap cider, pro evolution soccer, casting shapes, beatdowns and mackin’ on (each others) honeys - thus the epic trio was born. The trio have received rave reviews from their pals for being such jokers at their private shows and in general everyday life. The band also welcome guest appearences, including Radu ’The (Romanian) Vulture’.
A band called Don't Mug Us Off! who play hardcore tunes.
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taking a dump, pooping...
I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.
comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.
I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."
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related to skateboarding, as something was cool, sick, insane, or just plain stylin'
That Tre flip was off da meat rack. Kenny Reed's style is like woah, he's definatly off da meat rack.
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When you beat off with your hand the the opposite position as it would normally be. Your thumb is closest to the base. And your pinky is extended up into the air.
Ben decided to try canadian style after four hours when his arm began to cramp up.
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Another way of saying that one is cold.
Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere
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