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means meet or pass. it’s when you ask someone if they would meet (kiss) or pass (not) another person.
hey rob, m/p emma.
oh meet definitely. she’s some beour.
m/p kevin.
pass. state of him.
Kailana M. is the most special person that I could ever ask for. she would always know how to love and care for someone so much that you can just only think about her all day with her beautiful smile. She's all that I ever wanted and is the best girlfriend ever :)) I love her so so so so much<333 and I would never want to lose her.
Hey, how is it being with Kailana M.???
Its been amazing she's the best and most gorgeous girlfriend ever :))))))
When your dick is so thiccc you make your wife/girlfriend pass out the second you enter her rectum.
Dude, I thought I killed my wife when we had anal
Oh shit son, you gave her the Michael M
X&M (stands for Extrasexual and Masochistic), in one person; the personal enjoyment by a person of both inflicting and receiving pain and pleasure.
The Universe of Eros Comix is filled with a lot of X&M.
A Eurodicksco group consisting of 4 Caribbean sluts and 1 mofo.
Their songs gave everyone in the 70’s boners (hence their name) with their catchy music.
They were known for their hit song Asspootin, which’s about the Russian leader Asspootin, a.k.a. the original Vladimir Pootin.
They were also known for their songs Ma. Fucker as well as the 1st 2 songs on their album Oceans of Fantasy such as El Slut and Gotta Go Hoe (which’s a cover of Hello Bummelbahn by Nighttrain).
Ben: I Wanna listen to some real music.
Gregory: Well then have you listened to Boner M.
Ben: I haven’t thought about them.
Gregory: You’ll love them, they made Eurodicksco music.
Ben: Ok.
Gregory: Well what do you think.
Ben: My favorite song is Asspootin.
Gregory: Great.
Ben: I wish they made more music.
Gregory: Me too.
Ben: All we have is poosic from crappers.
Gregory: Well yeah.
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M/K is a person who tries his hardest to love to the best of his abilities, but not every female is good to him. He has a tendency to fall for the wrong girls, and when he falls for the right girls, they always fucks it up. Despite the fact that he receives nothing, he gives in his all. He is well-liked and well-known. He's sexy and hot, and girls tend to stare at him a lot whenever he walks.
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Elyssa is an amazing girl. she is fun to be around. Elyssa Always has the latest tea to spill. she is good at art but bad a Japanese. she gets extreme mental malfunction breakdown when she gets yet another stupid worthless assignment that will not contribute to her future. no we don't want to know how to count to 10 in Japanese. WE WANT TO LEARN USEFUL LIFE SKILLS SO WE DON'T BECOME HOMELESS!
Elyssa M wanted to die when she was handed another assignment.
Please spill the tea Elyssa
PLEASE Don't kill me Elyssa M