mother weave

replaces a swear word that can be used in any setting. with friends family or total stangers.

hey! mother weave bring me another beer.
or m-o-t-h-e-r weave she has a nice ass.

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welfare mother

A woman who is on welfare. Has 5 kid's by 25 that she can't take care of or support. Also lacks the brain power or beauty to get money any other way.

Welfare mothers have to rely on the state to get funds to live.

They don't have the looks or personality to get a well off man or to succeed on their own.

The welfare mother is a failure at life.

Don't blame her though. It's not her fault she can't keep a man or make enough money due to her lack of intelligence.

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mother crusher

Put simply, a polite way of saying mother fucker when in the presence of people it may offend.

You're gonna be one bad mother crusher.

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Mother Chip

In a bowl of nachos, The large chip that has all the toppings on it (bean dip, sour cream, salsa) etc. You dip all the bare chips into its toppings. If eaten, you could die from eating all those bare chips.

"Dude you just ruined the nachos!"
"How?"
"You ate the Mother Chip and all its luscious toppings."
"ohh my bad bro."
"poor bare chips"

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Mother Bitch

The bitch of all mothers. The meanest bitch of them all. A really mean person.

My ex girlfriend was a real mother bitch.

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Mother McCready

Something my co worker says when he's pissed off because he is fucking crazy!!

Them people piss me off, "Mother McCready"!!!!!!!

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Mother Ginger

When in an area accompanied by small children and feeling a profound need to scream obscene words, use "Mother Ginger".

"Argh! Mother Ginger! That was my toe!"

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