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The first iPhone to ditch the headphone jack. Also known by its nickname 'Satan'.
Lloyd: I miss old Apple, back when they made quality devices like the iphone 7.
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?
Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*
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November 7 is “National slap your crushes ass day”
Katy: Omg it’s November 7!
Sara: So?
Katy: I get to go slap Andrew’s ass
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This is the day dedicated to all the female species who's name is Danél. Seeing that Danél is not a very common name amongst women it shall be celebrated to make them to feel special on this day!
"Hi, my name is Danél!"
"... wait, your female and your name is Danél, well you probably can't wait until the November 7"
*wink emoji*
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Is the highest looks based rating one can give a girl. It trumps all other rating scales and falls well above a 10/10.
Damn that girl is so hot! I'ld rate her a dynamo 7!
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Where little shits try to act funny, think they are cool because they mess around in front of older years. Showoff in front of girls. They think it's cool to get detentions even though they sound like squeakers. They play Apex Legends and Fortnite. If you don't spend money on the game, they bully you. If you have a girlfriend in Year 7 then that's just really gay.
"Look at me, I'm so fast" Sam
"Let's see then" Hannah.
Proceeds to runs for 5 minutes, comes back.
"Very fast innit" Sam.
"Heheeh, you want to go out but how much skins you got on fortnite" Hannah.
"3" Sam
"Fuck off you scummy bastard" Hannah.
"What a loser that Year 7 is" Year 9
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people who are born on this feburary 7are ones that you should cherish and love for the rest of ur days. even at your lowest they’ll stay beside you, hold your hand, and give you their absolute support. not everyday will u meet someone like them, and when u do, talk to them as much as possible, like every minute of every day possible. they are absolute keepers and u should never let them go even if you yourself feel overwhelmed by everythiny
“when were you born”
“february 7”
“:0 sex me pls”
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