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October 26 is national fuck your crush day, even if your crush doesn’t like you back you send them this and say no back outs.
me: “hey cutie it’s October 26 you know what that means.
crush: “oh no i can’t do back outs, oh well see u tonight!”.
On October 26 is a day to have sex when ever with how ever and the whole day is no homo and not incest.
Let’s have sex ( their name ) today because it is October 26
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International french kiss your crush day
A: *french kisses my crush*
B: Ayo??
A: Its October 26.
B: Oh yeah. Wanna fuck?
October 26 scream out your crush name at loud.
My crush is October 26!!!!
National bad haircut day. If you have a bad haircut this is the day for you.
Person 1: Wow your haircut is trash
Person 2: I know it’s October 26,!national bad haircut day so my haircut is awful
Person 3: Yessir
National wear clothes backwards day.
Wear all of your clothes backwards
No exceptions
Person 1: what are you wearing tomorrow
Person 2: all of my clothes backwards
Person 1: why?
Person 2: because it’s October 26th
This is the national anal day so fuck any nigga you want
Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25
Them: of fuck my ass really?