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Being so incredibly high on weed that you feel as if the world is turning.
Experiences include, but are not limited to:
Uncontrollable laughing
Hallographic vision
Senses Version 2.0 (Everything you hear, touch, smell, taste, and see is more amazing than ever)
Munchies
Forgetfulness
Story Telling
Lack of Coordination
Dizziness (Its the good kind)
Red eyes/Squinty eyes
Sitting in a car with your mouth hanging open
If you have not felt more than 3 of the above feelings/exeriences you did not experience a good high.
Go smoke dope!
Girl: Hey, whats up?
Boy: Smoked out girllllllll oh my goddddd.
Girl: Gimme that dope! Pass that!
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to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.
boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."
boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
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Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.
A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.
A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:
Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*
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A term reserved for the sexiest, finest looking and most talented women around. Must not be over-used, as the ratio of Smoke Scapers is often low. If a girl is called a smoke scraper she must have a few important details.
Probably a model for some agency, must be at least 5'9, hot and skinny. ridiculous body, can walk into any club in the city they want and knows it. If you with this girl you can usually bulldoze any club door in NYC nightlife.
You will never find a smoke scaper wandering around New Jersey or Hoboken or any bs place. The highest concentrations of Smoke Scapers can be found at lavo, 1oak, ave, SL.
The door is pretty hard to get into but if we pick up these two smoke scapers we can bulldoze this door in seconds.
Lets bring some Smoke Scrapers to the table so we can get bottles all night for FREE.
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the act of flaunting or otherwise trying to make it obvious to another person (or persons) that you smoke in an attempt to open communication with them because you either suspect, or know, that they smoke as well. does not necessarily have to be sexual.
1. I know that my neighbor smokes weed, so I've been smoke-flirting with him. hopefully we can share a bowl or something.
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A bar or club rammed with smokeshow. The best place in the neighbourhood to see ridiculously hot women.
“Nick, that place is a total smoke shop. They’re never gonna get let your old ass in there unless you drop a grand”
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