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wining n dining

When the stepparent doesn’t approve of the biological parent taking the kids out for dinner

Angie does not approve of wining n dining

by Late for work December 6, 2019


three penis wine

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.

Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!

by Mark tawang October 21, 2021


Angry Wine

When you wife drinks wine of over 14% and is a crazy cow when the bottle has been polished off.

Babe is that angry wine or loving wine.

by Cameraman uk September 14, 2020


The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as a highchair for adults who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.

"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."

by Nacho Burris March 14, 2024


Wine weight

The extra 10 or 20 pounds an individual puts on when consuming excessive amounts of cheap wine

“It’s about time I loose this wine weight brother.”

by ashergr May 13, 2022


Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.

The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.

by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018


wine flights

Sampling different kind of wines in one sitting.

Hey were going to lunch and doing wine flights and we're gunna get lit .
My girl only drinks wine so we're going out to do some wine flights and we're gunna get saucy or just straight up lit tonight!

by Jizzy james February 3, 2014