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duke depp thought the lyrics “you’re asleep in london” we’re you’re a sleeping onion ☹️👎 how humiliating
“you’re a sleeping onion. wait. does it actually say you’re a sleeping onion???”
French onion soup is the most delicious mouth watering poosy wet (jokes please submit) amazing food you’ll ever taste.
If you don’t like soup , cheese, onions or croutons your missing out i’m sorry
“did you try the french onion soup? gawd damn.”
When someone with multiple chins has a neck beard only and has massive man boobies
Look at that Boy from Indiana's Secret Onion Patch...You Could Get Lost in That.
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When a man stuffs a red onion in a females mouth and then punches her in the kidneys while doing her doggystyle.
This creates the tears that flow over the red onion. Then he blows his load on her face creating cheese effect. Voila!
Did you give Vanessa a "French Onion Soup" last night?
Sure did! I love that soup!
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A general term for any sexual act, specifically involving penetration.
I sure would love to cut onions with Betty Lou.
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Something you should shout at the drive-thru.
Employee: Welcome to Burger King, How may I help you?
Dude: WHOPPER!
Employee: Excuse....
Dude: WHOPPER! WHOPPER NO ONION!
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A poop that has some stringy, onion like substance, but mostly consists of cloudy brown squirts. Often burns upon exit and could also be described as fire booty.
After a long night of drinking, jeff went to a taco truck and got a burrito to try and sober up. About 20 minutes later he charged into the bathroom to cook up a nice bowl of french onion poop.
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