January 4

National fuck twinks day. Also known as Gabriel and Faith Lancaster’s birthday.

Kyle: aw fuck dude it’s January 4th... Ik what Gabriel is doing

Matthew:

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SRT-4

A turbo'd sports package of the car known as the "Dodge Neon", many people rant about this car using "tests" done by Car & Driver magazine, and use it as a crutch to support their shitty car.

John: "...But the Integra Type-R could easily destroy the SRT-4 at the track."
Joe: "TEH SRT-4 HAS A F4$T4R SL4L0M TIM3 TH3N TEH MURCILAGO!"

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4:20

International Smokers Holiday, celebrated on the fourth month twentieth day on the fourth hour and twentieth minute p.m. (also a minor daily tradition to smoke at 4:20 p.m. tradition started by a group of students in california that used to meet at a certain place at this time after class daily. (normally marijauna), 4:20 was a code word so teachers and administration would not catch on to their activities.

are you down for 4:20? sure!

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November 4

Grab ass day...just GRAB that ass, twist it, pull it, bop it, doesnt matter what you do ass long as you GRAB that ass. A nice handful

Guy: i just grabbed a handful of his ass
Dude: YO thats gay bro
Guy: nah its november 4th
Dude: oh shit yeah
*Dude proceeds to grab Guy’s ass*

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4-9

A slang term for those lame traffic cops that can only give you parking tickets.

Bill- " Oh snap! it's the Five- Oh!"
Pete- " Nahhh b... don't worry, its just those weak ass 4-9's"

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4 inch

Someone who brags about there penis being 4 inches when it is hard and thinks it is big

(written on hand) "Hey guys my penis is 1/3 of a foot" AKA 4 inch

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febuary 4

People born on febuary 4 has the biggest Dick ever!!!

Are you born on febuary 4? Wow you must have a big dick!

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