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A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.
Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.
Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)
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When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.
“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”
It wasn't defined yet so.
But i did make some. wink wonk.
Someone :"Yoooo, these canned bananas taste like ass."
Me: "Well damn, fuck you too. I tried. Hoe."
To stealthily pass a baggie of drugs to your friend, especially cocaine.
Barry: "under the can, jimmy"
Jimmy: "sound"
Jimmy 1 I was yaking the can so hard last night
Shelly why are u tell me about u yanking the can beating ur meat{
A term used by the Scottish when referring to a Canadian person
Oh the Keanu Reeves, He's a cold can
The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.
Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.