Henry the Hoover

For men, using a Henry Hoover for sexual pleasure. An alternative is Henrietta the Hoover if using the pink model. For women, it is a man who leaves 'war wounds'. Can be shortened to Henry.

"I have never... done it with Henry the Hoover."

"That Rob is such a Henry. Look what he did to my neck!"

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Wet Henry

A Wet Henry is the more crude version of the all-familiar Wet Willy. Instead of putting your finger in your mouth prior to twisting it in your victim's ear, you put your finger up their bum first.

Jessica put her finger up Kevin's bum and then gave him a nasty Wet Henry.

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maya henry

The most extraordinary person to ever walk the planet. (And the mom of her adorable dog Winston)

Maya Henry. That’s it.

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henry williams

Probably the greatest man that ever was. Legend. Some people call him Henner.

1. "I wish i was just like the henner"
2. "What a henner"

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Old Henry

Make your slightly overweight friend run around the block, get all sweaty and then you titty fuck them.

Folan "Old Henry'd" her ass.

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Henry the 8th

When you are banging a chick so hard that her head gets stuck in the railing of the futon upon which you are fucking.

I Henry the 8th her so bad that I had to get the butter out!

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King Henry

A piercing on a male's penis that leads from the urethra to under the tip. Often used on the M (in S&M) to show that he is taken or a love slave to his S.

Jeff: Owwww... My dick hurts from getting a King Henry so I could be someones bitch... WHY JESUS, WHY!?

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