lemon horse

When a horse urinates on its self.

The horse drank so much water an hour later it turned into a lemon horse.

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Lemon Lolli

When your havin sex with a girls vagina, she pees on ur dick, and then gives u a blowjob

I was fuckin' sherly last wednesday and she pissed on my dick and got me off, a lemon lolli

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the lemon party

When a grown man grabs another mans balls and squeezes them so hard that they pop.
Then, multiple people do it at once until no one has any balls left.

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the lemon party tonight?

Guy 2: Sure!

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lemon burst

a combination of pineapple pieces dipped in country time lemonade powder. its juciy, tnagy, and has a sour burst to the tast. it is a great snack for stoners, and its healthy.

dude these lemon bursts tasts sick bro.

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pink lemon

When a woman's vagina squirts sour cum after orgasm

Damn foo,my girl shot a pink lemon on me after she came.

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Washing lemons

Washing lemons is to prepare the anus by cleaning before rimming

Shall we start washing lemons before we start anal coitus

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Lemon Head

When a man is receiving head and he pees.

Man, i just gave this woman a lemon head. she gagged a little.

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