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piece of shit that you are required to carry around during school weighs at least 20 pounds
dude this text book is so heavy
i know it is a piece of shit!!!
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when your bf sends you sex related messages over the cell
My boy just sent me a sex text. where he was heving a rodeo in my pants and having a ski show on my tits.
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When In The Process of texting a individual, You Send Them Two text with nothing in Common, but they are forced by Proper Texting Guidelines to respond to Both Texts, Causing A message Lag between you and the individual, Pushing you off topic.
Text Lagging-
Texter1:Hey When's Amy's Birthday?
Texter1:Do you Like My New Shoes?
Texter2:April 27th
Texter2:Nah, too Colorful
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Going to the bathroom (or other private place) exclusively to send/receive a text message. Usually to hide the fact that your texting someone other than the person/people you are with.
The boy I was on date with was lame, so at dinner I text dumped Sasha to see what she was up to when I ditched the loser.
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Any text that is too long to hold your attention span which you might find difficult to read, formatted or otherwise.
Michaela sank down onto the edge of the bed staring at the envelope clutched in her hand. There was no address on the envelope. It simply bore the name Brendan written in a delicate and feminine hand. She had no desire to know what the letter said, but now that she knew of its existence she could not leave it unread.
Brendan was her husband’s name. They had been married for almost three years now, a couple for a little over five. Looking down at the letter, she remembered the early days of their relationship. Though they had never written letters to one another, there had been texts on a daily basis and emails whenever they were apart for more than one or two days. Brendan, a true gentleman, had seen Michaela home safely after every date. Not once did he pressure her to invite him inside. When he returned to his own apartment, he would send her a text to thank her for a wonderful evening, or to say that he missed her already. For her part, Michaela would text Brendan whenever something reminded her of him. It could be anything from a song on the radio to seeing a copy of his favourite newspaper laying on a table somewhere.
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Me: Holy shit, what a fucking wall of text
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An SMS containing only the word 'GONG' sent to a friend after you've had sex, based on the Sex Gongs used by JD and Turk in the TV show 'Scrubs'.
(after sex)
Girl: Hey, you wanna snuggle?
Guy1: In a minute, babe, just need to send a quick text.
(elsewhere)
Guy2: Yeeeahh boyee! That's my dawg!
Guy3: What?
Guy2: My buddy just sent me a text gong.
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Describing sexual acts through a text message between two cellular devices
" Text Sex on my Samsung!" -The Midnight Beasts
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