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That pimp-ass nigga from Starsky and Hutch. Looks like superfly.
"who in the hell came up with the name "huggy bear?"
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A Bear-Snake is a bear (the animal of the Ursidae family) lacking both arms and both legs, creating a fuzzy snake-like creature. These limbs could be lost in a freak bear accident or the bear could have simply been born without them. This term can be taken literally, or a human could be referred to as a bear-snake if he/she is acting or saying things that perhaps a bear without limbs might do/say. Also, the word "bear" in the phrase could be replaced with another thing, if one were to encounter an object lacking the usual number of limbs. "Bear-Snake" is a versatile word, and is open to many different interpretations.
It is important to note that, while the meaning of this term changes based on context, the vocal inflections of the hyphenated words always remain as such: the word "bear" is spoken in the upper register, then the pitch decreases when the speaker says "snake". A veteran of the word "bear-snake" would increase pitch DURING the initial "bear", then decrease pitch whilst saying "snake" (creating a mountain-shaped pitch vs. time graph). The general idea is that the phrase is said in a sing-song fashion.
"Bear-Snake!"
"Hey Kaitlin, without legs, your bear keychain more closely resembles a bear-snake."
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As fast as a hare and as strong as a bear. Showing extreme speed and strength in combination.
One example is a man in Cohoes, NY, living along West End Park. He is the original "Hare-Bear".
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That girl is fine n all but she got some mad bear arms yo!
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Facts about the way bear grylls eats, travels, speaks, and his past accomplishments.
Have you ever eaten the testicals of an ant to survive?.. yeah Bear Grylls has.
Hide your pets folks cause Bear Grylls may attempt to show you what parts you can eat so you may survive the wilderness.
Bear grylls is so tough that a twinkey some twigs and a slightly used paperclip is all he needs in his survival pack.
Bear Grylls ran out of food and ran to the local zoo.... there were no survivors.
Bear Grylls new career path, Exterminator, he doesnt use any chemicals he just goes in there and eats them.
Vit..Im..Ins the new way to get rid of your indigestion ... Bear Grylls approved.
Bear Grylls has changed his name to Bear Gryllse. the "e" at the end of it shows he means business.
Want to know who bigfoot is its Bear Grylls after a month of "survival" ......and no razors.
Bear grylls dives into random frozen streams and rivers naked not to show you how to survive he does it for the thrill and to keep his balls from chafing.
Bear Grylls doesnt know the definition of inedable.
There was once a boy who was geneticly made to survive anything, eat anything and to have the endurance unmatched by any human being... this boy was sent to kill bear grylls this boy is now his camera crew.
Bear Grylls can eat coal and shit diamonds.
Bear Grylls once hung a bear up in a tree to keep it from being eaten by his food.
Bear Grylls name is hotly debated most people believe that he wrestled a live bear and won. this is just a cover story....
Bear Grylls can climb the side of a cliff with a toothpick, chicken wire, half of an eight year old boy, and a license plate.
There is a long list of what Bear Grylls can do... this list is the guiness book of world records.
Have you ever seen Bear Grylls shit... NO cause he sticks it back up there and throws up the animal he just ate only to eat it again for the nutrients.
Give Bear a fish and he'll eat for a day give him a fishing rod and he'll make a raft and leave your damn island.
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a big burly gay man with no teeth ready to give a blow job.
man, its hard to find a good gummy bear in this town.
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