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Top self weed that sets you free
You try sone of that top self freedom? Had me flying high as a motherfucker
After Jimmy blew off steam and emptied his clip, the sign was littered with freedom voids.
When a Male ejaculates on partners face punches them in the nose and chokes them turning thier face blue.
I gave my girl the freedom act last night.
The freedom to let your children get shot in a school or some other such similar dangerous school situation.
I'd have my kids schooled in America if it weren't for all that american freedom.
Sauerkraut, but made in america
Guy:can i buy some Sauerkraut
Saleman:no we only sell freedom cabbage here
Guy:whats that?
saleman:basically Sauerkraut but made here in FreedomLand™
Guy: ill take 2 boxes!
a status of having enough income or wealth such that you don't have to check your bank account before making small purchases on Amazon, but you still have to work for a living because you don't have financial freedom.
My goal in life is to have Amazon freedom. Sure, financial freedom is better, but I feel that Amazon freedom is within my reach.
An antiquated pair of dry fit boxer briefs that develop various size holes in the area of the taint, allowing bulges of the scrotum to protrude
Wife: Why the hell do you keep these things?
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....