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The male reproductive and urinary organ. It generally dangles down from the body of the owner and varies in length depending on several factors, namely:
The person who is telling you;
The place where the root of the penis is located (if in the crotch usually no longer than seven inches when erect, if between the ears usually up to five inches longer than that)
The person being addressed and the state of dress of both parties (if a present partner and both naked, the answer is most likely highly accurate. If a member of the same sex and both clothed, the length is usually overstated by up to five inches)
etc
Roger has a penis that reaches the floor. Pity it starts between his ears.
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Somethign most women wish was bigger.
"my baby brother has a penis like that!!!!!"
the penis is an organ on a male used for enjoyment purposes. the bigger the better!!! every one you get should be firm and hard, avoid them if theyre soft.
"ow"
"what happened"
"you sat on my boner"
"sorry, i didnt notice"
....PENIS!!!!
A penis is a mans body part that he likes to stick into vaginas x
The only part of a man's that CANNOT be small in order to get a woman.
Woman: You may be in shape, but if your dick is too small, no love for you!