The act of wrapping cold bacon around the penis and standing in a hot shower.
Jon liked to start each day with a Cincinnati slow job.
" I don't have time for a Cincinnati slow job, I guess I'll just pan fry the bacon"
"That's not a bowl of icecream!, that's a Cincinnati slow job!
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A roleplayer who has many drafts to do, but contentiously puts them off until they pile up to about 47 drafts. A roleplayer who promises to get replies done that day, but does not.
Lisa the Slow RP Replies Queen: "I will get all 47 of my drafts done tonight! I swear--oh look a funny gif, teheheh." /reblogs the funny gif and forgets about drafts
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When one is sleeping in class, and his/her head bobs up and down at random, providing a source of distraction and entertainment for everyone else in said class.
Hey, did you see that kid slow-motion headbanging in Math class today? What an idiot.
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A sexual position where a naked woman slowly rubs her clit over the clothed man's penis
Man 1: So me and my girl had sex last night.
Man 2: Oh sweet, she do any moves?
Man 1: Dude, she gave me a Savannah Slow Ride.
Man 2: That's it?
Man 1: Yea, why?
Man 2: So you didn't really get it in?
Man 1: Well it sorta counts as sex, right?
Man 2: Not really. Pussy.
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To tell someone to settle down because they are getting ahead of themselves.
If 4 people were rowing a boat and the boat kept turning instead of going straight someone would yell out, "Slow Your Row!"
If someone was over-reacting their friend might say "Calm Yourself," or "Slow Your Row!"
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Slow your roll means to "slow your role." or chill the fuck out.
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A commonly misunderstood slang term due to that fact that it is often mispelled. Although a valid interpretation is possible with the incorrect spelling intact, the phrase makes little sense to individuals who are less knowledgeable.
Black Guy: Yeah 'B', i had to tell them niggas at work to slow they rolls na'mean
White guy: Yeah! But why would they want to lessen the amount of money they make?
Black Guy: Na bruh' I mean CHILL the fuck out.
White guy: But how are they susposed to get diamonds if they are making less money?................
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(n): One who is mentally handicapped or otherwise impaired, and also possesses little empathy towards his or her fellow human being.
Also called a "mean retard" by other jerks who are not as slow and naturally feel superior because of it.
"That Tourette's Guy on YouTube is such a slow jerk."
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