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When you are sooooo drunk(out of your mind) that you shitttt all over yourself and laugh about it!
omfg i think i just pulled an alan all over myself.
When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan