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Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"
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going on a sexual escapade with a man hung like a horse
Girl: Where are you going?
Girl 2: Going to see a man about a horse.
Girl: Dang! Have fun and don't hurt yourself!
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To keep your mind in focus, to not let your guard down no matter what.
To think carefully before an action, regarding the consequences that may be dangerous for you and/or others.
To stay sharp!
Alex: I'm going on holiday to London, should be awesome!
Jess: There are loads of grifters and cons, so keep your wits about you and stay out of trouble.
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A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.
Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!
A popular quote from John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men (said by Lennie to George), sometimes used when dreaming of something (often along with someone else) that you know will never happen. Usually used in a sad, almost-reminiscent way.
Friend: It'll be okay... You'll get better soon...
Terminally Ill Patient: Tell me about the rabbits, George...
Friend: ... Once you get better, you'll go back to school with all of us again...and you'll pass with the highest grades like always...and then we'll be roommates for college...and everything will all be okay...
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Stop posting about Among Us
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
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YOU'RE MOM GAY HAHAHAHA KYS I'LL DESTROY UR PUSSY NIGGER
I AM ABOUT TO NUT NIGGAAAAAAA
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