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Don't act

When someone is saying something that is either not true or not completely accurate.

Kylie: You know I got this WAP
Jason: Bitch don't act we know that shit dry as hell u got that DAP

by Dontact November 15, 2020


Acts of God

A manifestation especially of a violent or destructive natural force, such as a lightning strike or earthquake, that is beyond human power to cause, prevent, or control.

Seth: Died instantly?
Jacob: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about... six hours before she passed on.
Seth: Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?

by Geckoi July 1, 2009


technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.

Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"

by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017


neha act

a law that states that every neha has to watch dr romantic forever

person 1: "hey, are you writing your history essay?"
somebody named neha: "no, sorry, i have to watch dr romantic forever because of the neha act"

by the epitome of beauty #2 March 1, 2020


Dog Act

Aaron James Crispino.

Your a Dog Act, AKA Aaron Crispino.

by Morganlladdddllalad June 1, 2018


Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality

To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

by Bettimusmaximus123 June 25, 2018


Serge Act

Provision by which an individual pokes, prods and if necessary steps forward and drops the hammer when the intended party remains in a contemplative mode.

He wasn't makin' a move on that house so I popped the Serge Act and got it with a slammin' contract!

by TRD1 July 15, 2010