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American pie:
A song made by Don Mcclean, I enjoy it more when my dad rocks out his Martin and sings it though.
A series of movies which I THINK are great movies.
I love those movies guys, they are great-Zane, when I finally got him drunk.
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A proud descendent of the first group of humans to settle in the Americas. According to recent archaelogical findings, they migrated from Asia via glacier bridges and sea travel more than 12,000 years ago and within a short time, they branched off into thousands of unique cultures. Sadly, the North American natives were nearly exterminated by greedy and gold-thirsty European settlers who tricked them through the use of treaties, butchered entire cultures in the name of God, raped their women, stole their land, and infected them with smallpox, syphillis, and other deadly diseases. Today, what's left of the North American natives are now either drinking themselves to death on the reservations, or getting their sweet revenge by building casinos.
Although the South American natives were luckier than those of the north, they were mostly converted to Catholicism, forced to speak Spanish, and what little earnings they make are sent to the modern Roman capital known as the Vatican.
Today, the descendents of the European settlers add insult to injury by honoring a holiday called Thanksgiving, which basically celebrates how their ancestors ass-raped and culled back the once widespread Native American population.
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Native American- people who live on the rez (reservation) because the god damb White people took our land! we are very proud of our cultures and religions.
so your native american right?
so why u native people live on a lil peace of land called a reservation? cause the god damb white people forced us off our land and put us on a lil tiny peace of shit!
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Short condom to only fit the penis head
To only cover the penis head called American Tips used 25years and more ago to add to other precations
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One who cuts off lovers lips with a nail scissors before having sex with her mouth.Also known to feed cats to bank machines
"I want to cut you open and play with your blood"
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The act of showing someone your middle finger, or, flipping the bird.
Wow, that kid just gave the camera man the "american goose" right on national tv.
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The stupidity of americans in stereotypes and movies.
American: DUDE, DID YOU SEE THAT TOILET?!? IT SQUIRTS BACK AT YOU!
French man: Non, it is to make sure you're clean.
American: Nuh uh, it's a waterfountain!
Frenchman: ...ugh you, my dear sir, are teh definition of American Stupidity.
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