You absolute

You absolute is a phrase that can turn any word into an insult if put before the word.

Jim you absolute coat hanger

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hmm you

The standard greeting in dipshit culture.

Person 1: hmm you
Person 2: you

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When you

When you

That moment When you

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If you are reading this you are gay

Haha u are gay

“If you are reading this you are gay”
“Darn I’m gay now”

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Are You Aware...

this block of nonsensical text is to be used as a device to baffle and incite confusion amoungst users of internet forums

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

A: guys life sucks and im thinking about blowing off my face with a shotgun and/or swallowing a bottle of pills. what should i do?

B: are you aware...

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You

A worthless piece of shit

You are gay u fag.

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You

You're the one who wanted this to be about you. What? Do you not want to be associated with a retard sex cult? Then why don't you just leave?

Hym "I knew you would do that (by the way). Allude to my lack of ethos. In the words of a friend of yours (and I'm paraphrasing) 'I don't need a degree from so-and-so university, what I say is either true or it's not.' There are people with ethos who you consider full of shit. I don't see why my logos or pathos should be dismissed just because I lack ethos. I also like the insinuation that my ideas don't have any merit and that my I am only relevant in association with you. I am also not anonymous. You just didn't ask. You told other people not to ask. You gotta arbitrate that fame or people will get things they don't deserve and we can't have that now can we?"

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