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The Snorg Tees Chick With the huge boobs.
Ashley Pridgen is so hot.
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The sexy Snorgtees girl with the huge boobs in the gray shirt with "Stand Back, I'm a professional on it."
Ashley Pridgen has such a nice rack on her, I'd tap that.
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Some weird bitch on Akinator that pops up when you keep saying yes
Lucas:Bro wtf who tf is Ashley WSFD
Feebie: Idek
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Describable none other than a very thing and wirey man, probably the spawn of J. Edgar Hoover with Cromwellian tendencies of stamping out opposing views on mock exams, his handling of the staff and ultimately his ability to effectively control the pandemic. He's long given up the stakeout, the binoculars and the wire taps in favour of installing more cameras right outside the s-block to prevent misdemeanors from the students and the subsequent microphones in the cameras to prevent criticism of him. Some never return. The more criticizing of him the discussion topic is, the crueler his Xi Jinping-like tactics and his iron fist becomes. His past is riddled with rejection, depression, lack of a 20 grand kitchen (with an island in the middle), lack of a 17 grand silver ford fiesta, inability to properly cover up his oppressive tactics or maintain friendships. This arena or "school" is precisely the drug he need to fulfill his illusions of grandeur and the taste of power over others. Oppose him and his secret police consisting of Swaffer, Mulligan and Brooker will silence you quickly and effectively. Avoid him at all costs and find real humans to talk to.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Ashley Tomlin?"
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
The most beautiful and kindest person you will meet once you have her don't ever let her go she's what's holds us together without her we are lost she's our closest friend yet she's so far away she loves to help people and is even kind to people who are not even kind to her she doesn't just see people she sees beyond that she sees pain hurt and feelings she's a great listener and is very helpfull
She is so much like Ashley Lovelace
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This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
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Ashley Lovelace is a Angel. She is loved by everybody, and missed by every second, minute, and hour of the day. Ashley loved and cared for everyone, which is why shes truly a Angel. We all miss Ashley. She was Beautiful, her smile shined brighter then the sun. Ashley could make anyone Laugh, because she was a goofy princess. Now Our angel is Safe in Heaven. We all love you, Ashley Lovelace.
"Ashley lovelace was an angel."
"Indeed. LLA."
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