Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head

Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

Asks how to make couscous

A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.

he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.

Asking for a tour

Means she/he wanna fuck. Or sent pics

Jesse is asking for a tour, what does that mean??

Means he wanna smash

Ask Out Tuesday

Ask out three girls on any social that you talk to.

OPENS SNAP
CLICKS ON DIANAS SNAP and post about Ask Out Tuesday
-Diana will you go out with me-
-sure-

Ratio + L + didn't ask + didn't care

Its used for trash-talkers to trash-talk you

Example

Person 1:gg bro

Person 2: ratio + l + didn't ask + didn't care

Person 1: lol mad

that kid who asked for your number

that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected

ew it’s that kid who asked for your number, run