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(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.
Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered
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In any given relationship you have with another person that person is bound to be an asshole at some point so you mite as well be an asshole first.
Example 1
"I knew that the car in front of me was about to cut me off so I implemented the asshole policy and sped up so he couldn't get in front of me."
Example 2
I was walking out of wal-mart the other day and this bum said "excuse me sir", I could tell he was about be an asshole and ask me for money so I put the asshole policy into effect and told him "get a fucking job" before he had a chance to say another word.
When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.
Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole
A kid who is often spoiled by his or hers parents/parent or guardian/guardians in any way
ex. getting whatever they want, getting money, etc.
“Hey did you hear about the new kid,” Said my friend, “I heard he got the new iPhone -69 Pro Max” “Damn, he must be a spoiled asshole.” I said.
A laundry Asshole is someone who doesn't take their laundry out so someone else can use the washer and/or dryer. Usually found in college campuses or laundromats, though laundromat people are usually more alert to their clothes so they aren't pilfered.
Oh no, why did I leave for dinner right before my laundry was done? I'm gonna be a laundry asshole tonight I guess...
When an unsuspecting individual is an asshole.
ASIAN is a Ninja Asshole
Hawkesbury, Ontario, Canada. Specifically, a sprawling, lesser known cesspool-like area of unknown usefulness and stank therein, perhaps utilizing the facade of 'nature reserve' to ward off the unwary of its true identity.
'What's that rancid stank, bro??'
'Look around you, son. We're sitting literally right in the middle of The Asshole of the Universe.'
'Must we toke up HERE??'
'Indeed. Now pass me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the Great Cosmic Ass, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.'
'So be it.'
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