Toliet Attack

A code/alert meaning to lock you bathrooms from the outside and grab a bowl to poop and pee in and head to a closet. Toliet attacks happen when a angry, blood thirsty toliet becomes loose. You know if you toliet is mad if it shows sign of mocking, begging, or singing the song "Blood Bath". Toliet attacks need to be taken very seriously.

News Reporter:Toliet Attack Alert! A toliet is on the loose! Lock you bathroom doors and get into a safe area!

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Secretly Infected Toliet: Come on please sit on me!
Person in Bathroom: No, I don't have to go!
Toliet: So, it couldn't hurt!
Person: No, why don't you just shut up!
Toliet (mockingly): No, why don't you just shut up!
Person: That's it, I'm leaving.
Toliet: No, stay!Um..(hesitates) Blood Bath! Blood Bath! AHHHH!
Peron: Oh my gosh, I'm calling the KTJL!What was that number again?
Toilet: BLOOD BATH! AHHHHHH!

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quick attack

It happens when a man gets head. He pulls out his penis fast, hits the woman in the face with his balls, and then yells, "Quick attack!" while ejaculating in her eye.

Yesterday I gave my girlfriend a quick attack after she announced her sex change.

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strap attack

When a girl straps on a dildo and fearsomly penetrates a mans ass.

I was laying in bad when my girlfriend but it up my ass. A fearless strap attack.

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attacking peru

a euphemism for male masturbation

I walked into Johnny's room, and you know what he was doing?! He was attacking peru!

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Aim attack (smiley attack)

When one or more people instant message someone, and bombard them with a frenzy of smiley faces.

Happydudezzz (1:54:29 PM): hello
so yea im ryan (1:54:18 PM): hey
Happydudezzz (1:54:36 PM): (large sum of smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:27 PM): wtf
Happydudezzz (1:54:43 PM): (more smileys)
Happydudezzz (1:54:47 PM): (even more smileys)
Happydudezzz (1:54:50 PM): (yes...more smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:38 PM): what the fuck is all this emotions
Happydudezzz (1:54:59 PM): (a flurry of smileys)
so yea im ryan (1:54:49 PM): ahhhhh.

Aim attack (smiley attack)

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G-Attack

To be attacked by a mob of G-Thugs. Minimum 3 People. Usually people who get G-Attacked don't make it out alive. Only Black People can organize G-Attacks. They usually happen at these areas: New York(EVERYWHERE)
Detroit(EVERYWHERE)
Los Angelos(EVERYWHERE)
Center Street(Where all teh thugs r)

Denzel: yo alton lets do a g-attack on eric.
Alton: yeh boiee i'll get chirs and the otha thugs 2
Develle: GGGGG-GUNIT!!!!
Damian: sup g's?
Jordan: yo guys lets go yo
Jake: THERES ERIC LETS G-ATTACK HIM NOW!!!
Denzel: GGGGGGGGGGGGGG-G-UNIT..UNIT..unit.... *beats up eric*

Eric: DAD IM GETTIN G-ATTACKED

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barack attack

1 : a medical condition that occurs when a humans excitement level exceeds a manageable thresh hold, causing an interruption in the brain and the person to faint and collapse
2 : a. Barack Obama on offense or defense
b. act of offense or defense Obama style
3 : Yet to be formed musical group

Someone dial 911 or find a doctor, this guy just had a barack attack.

I don't think Hilary is prepared or strong enough to survive a barack attack.

If Obama is elected he will barack attack Al Qaeda

I had a dream last night bout this awesome band called Barack Attack

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