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When A guy named Austin puts grape jelly on his penis to act as lubricant. Then uses his grape jelly flavored penis to have sex with an old 80+ yr old woman, then has her suck the rest of the jelly off after he cums in her face infront of her grandchildren.
Austin: oh you are watching your grandkids today; you have any grape jelly?
Old lady: yes.
Austin. Good spread it on my dick so I can give you a dirty August.
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August 8 a day to just let out all the shit in you, so when this day comes just let out the shit
August 8 shit day
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Other than the 88 rising rapper August 08, 8/8 is either the end of the world or the start of a new one. A very dramatic day in which you have the opportunity to do extreme whims and hit or miss. Consider it a push from Korean Jesus to encourage your pussical self to do that one thing you've been thinking about all week but seem too shakey in the knees to actually do.
Obama: Man... guess what day it is...
White Obama: Oh shit it's August 8, are you gonna finally gonna run for president?
Obama: It's Nerf or nothing now
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National girlfriend day
Hug and cuddle your girlfriend all day. Give he tons of kisses and love her as much as you can
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August 8 is the day the legendary girlgroup BLACKPINK debuted with their songs BOOMBAYAH and WHISTLE.
- Oh! it's August 8.
- Really? Did you know that's the day kpop titans BLACKPINK debuted?
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all the hot bad bitches were born on this day. they are kind of a hoe though. they have great boyfriends. and they are very pretty. also, on this day you get to slap the birthday girl or boys ass without their consent!
ITS AUGUST 10TH. DAMN LOOK AT THAT BAD BITCH.
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