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Blowing smoke onto someone else's genitalia for purposes of visually stimulating sexual arousal.
I'm going to give you an Australian shotgun from this bong.
to bang your girlfriend in the ass and right before cumming, bounce together like two motherfucking bodies of kangaroo all over the bed then cumming.
Last night, Sheila and Ricky were screaming, making crashing sounds as Sheila was given the Australian Whoopass from Ricky.
When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.
Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.
a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually
"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
When you cum inside an Australian and they thank you by giving you a Vegemite sandwich
“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich”
Sensual licking of the back and spine, from neck to tailbone
During the back rub, he included some kisses, but used his tongue and gave thrilling Australian sex instead.
Was a common disease in Nazi Germany. Symptoms included depression, the urge to kill jewish people, and fear of people without blonde hair and blue eyes.
That man look like he has Australianitis