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Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.
Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?
Frozen garlic bread, that has been cut down the middle and stuffed full of cheese.
"ol' andy is cooking up some Australian fondue"
When you go into a public toilet stall and press against both walls, then shimmy upwards towards the roof and try and shit in the toilet from above.
I just pulled an Australian Airstrike on that toilet. It made the biggest splash.
Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.
He woke me by doing a Australian wake up
When you nut in a girl and suck the seamen out of her then force it back into your cock then you bust again into her nose making it go out her nose and mouth
Yo why does your girl have milk coming out her nose?
Oh I just gave a her a Australian Milking
An Australian man that can usually be found in Sydney that loves his " fuck authority " additude , has either a full sleeve or a " familia " tattoo on the underside of his bicep , Loves getting his rig out at stereo and munching pills with the boys , a real " i fuck girls on the reg " type operator , can be spotted in local bars clicking his fingers and walking with a limp .
Matt - oi jack look who it is .
Jack - get fucked
**Od'z walks past limping and clicking his fingers
Matt - Australian Yeeha
Jack - what a fucking gaycunt
**matt and Jack both turn and leave .
Also referred to as an "Aussie circumcision" or "Outback circumcision." It is a procedure in which 2 uncircumcised people sew their foreskins together and pull away quickly, ripping one or both of their foreskins off.
Person 1: "Why the fuck is there blood everywhere, and why is old mate screaming!?"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"