And absolute dick and is very cocky
Oh you know brandon yeah that dick
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An amazing human being who has a large penis brandon is the best person in the entire world
Your amazing
Your a brandon
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Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think theyβre better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.
Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.
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A dickhead that is so damn annoying,like you just want to stab him with a fork repeatedly π€βοΈ
βHeyβ
βshut tf up Brandonβ
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A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
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