Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!
Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.
Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery
Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.
Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery
Someone who has sex with a bagel.
Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel
The most amazing beautiful person in the world, everyone likes bagel giver if you don’t then you suck, They are amazing kind and beautiful and stunning and iconic
Person 1: OMG BAGEL GIVER MY BELOVED
The most amazing beautiful person in the world, everyone likes bagel giver if you don’t then you suck, They are amazing kind and beautiful and stunning and iconic
Person 1: OMG BAGEL GIVER MY BELOVED
When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.
Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.