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Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.
Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!
Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.
Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery
Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.
Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery
Bagel refers to baby, oven is the womb, bagel in the oven
When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards
Chris: what did you have for dinner last night
Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite
When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.
Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.
Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.
Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!