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Ball Guy

The sexiest being alive. Everyone's knees go weak at the sight of Ball Guy. His charm is like none other, capturing the attention of everyone around him. He gained popularity by giving everyone Poke Balls, now everyone wants to give him their balls. His alluring presence can be seen everywhere in Galar. It is rumored that his captivating character is what caused most gym challengers to lose out of nervousness.

Kabu: Hey, did you see Ball Guy? He looks so sexy today, I don't know how I'm going to win the match today. All I can think about is being beguiled by those tentacles.

by KabuTentacles March 29, 2021


Ball-Banging

An act carried out by two men, usually in the form of a prank or for shock value.

One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.

Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.

Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers

I am bored, want to go ball-banging?

by Upstate Rulez May 5, 2011


lava balling

1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 5, 2013


balls that clang

to be fearless

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.

by merchantDave August 20, 2010


balls mcnasty

A general cry of disbelief or annoyance. Can also be said as an agreement with someone else's annoyance.

Derives from a batman comic.

'Did you hear Jimmy Fallon is taking over Late Nite'
'Balls McNasty. I hate Jimmy Fallon.'

or

(reading newspaper) 'Balls McNasty, Jimmy Fallon is taking over from Conan!'.

by Haronzo May 26, 2008


The Steel Balls

Wrapping plastic around your balls then having your sister/roommate/friend/person and then smashing your balls with a hammer while you watch Spongebob.

Guy1: "hey man are you masochist?"
Guy2: "maybe, why?"
Guy1: "My girlfriend wants to do The Steel Balls"
Guy2: "Say yes and get ready to have the time of your life"*whispers to self* or lose your manhood
Guy1:"What"

Guy2:"Nothing"

by ThugNastyBiggums December 18, 2013


Trunk Ball

A combo of American Football European Handball and Basketball played outdoors where teams ranging from 2 to 7 play. To score a team must get a ball usually a Kickball into the hoop which is a car trunk,the cars are parked across from each other in a parking lot usually 3 to 4 spaces apart depending on number of players. The Name JunkBall Comes from the fact that what ever is in the trunks stays making it harder for the ball to stay in the trunk. If a Ball bounces out it does not count. Checking and pushing is allowed.

"Yo Midnight tonight we are playing some Trunk Ball"

by ElKahunaGrande June 3, 2009