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A promiscuous kisser. Someone who kisses countless numbers of people and never knows anything about them. Kiss and run.
Eddy: Come on...Just kiss me.
Ashley: Eddy! No! You are such a Make-Out Bandit! You kiss EVERYONE! Ugh!
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ass bandit
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.
1 if you want to avoid ass bandits, why would come into this bar?
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!
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An act done during fornication in attempts to engage in anal sex in which the male knowingly slips his penis out of the woman's vagina and reinserts it into her anus and claims the action was done by mistake to avoid consequences if his attempt is unwelcome.
1. Dude I went for anal sex last night and I got it for about 2 seconds until she freaked out. She would have been more pissed about my attempt but I pulled the Southern Bandit.
2. I think my boyfriend was trying to have anal sex last night. He said it was an accident but I think he was just pulling a Southern Bandit.
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A draq queen who shoplifts for a living.
Just the other day while walking past the Victoria Secret's sale rack, Miss KiKi, a pre-op girly bandit, helped herself to a five-finger-discount on black thongs. This stunning lingerie will help her make the rent as a 'girl for hire' for men who like 'chicks with dicks.'
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A butterscotch banana shaped car. (aka. 2000 Tiburon!)
Oh! Look at that butterscotch bandit go!
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Someone who comes to lunch & learn meetings without talking to the vendor and with only the intention of getting food.
The Lunch & Learn Bandit strikes again!
someone who defecates in a public place such as a middle school gymnasium for unknown reasons. they tell nobody of their horrendous acts and become known only as ka ka bandits to the authorities. they usually defecate under the cover of darkness so that nobody will catch them in the act. some theorists have come to think that ka ka bandits do this for sexual arousal, others argue they are simply claiming territory so other alpha males will not trespass into their domain.
some go as far as smeering their feces on walls or anything else they can find and they paint pictures and make toy figurines.
Janitor: Fuck! that god damn ka ka bandit was back last night. he gone and shit all over the floor!