A man that can't get an erection. A loose puzzle.
He's a heavy duty soft roper.
why are you being a soft noggin?
stop being a soft noggin
An act that erodes a miniscule amount of a person's trust or confidence while staying trustworthy or loyal resulting in a paradoxical state similar to Schrödinger's cat where future communication is simultaneously both trustworthy and doubtful.
My friend soft betrayal me when he said I should move the mouse cursor out of the screen to boost fps.
My sergeant told me to find the ignition keys to the Humvee is a soft betrayal.
When you crush yourself with a mattress.
Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!
The act of ejaculating while flaccid.
"I was about to fuck this bad bad last night until I soft splashed in my pants while I was eating her out."
A millennial who takes offense to everything and can't joke about political matters. They often don't understand satire or sarcasm. They're always upset about something and feel victimized.
I can't make satirical jokes around him or he'll get upset and cry, he's a soft millennial.
A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.
"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."